January 2012
December 2011
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stormcloud:
i don’t care how big or small ur wiener is. what im really attracted to is the wiener inside u. ur heart wiener.
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thank you, lupe and christian, for your kind words. you guys have good souls. c:
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someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
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Okay, but forreal forreal.
I’m honestly having one of those extremely melodramatic “ohmygosh what iz my lyf???” moments where I think I should’ve gone to a different school so I could’ve studied drama or dance or visual art or vocal music or anything creative because clearly all this academic bullshit that I worked for doesn’t really count for much.
I...
I'm having an "I hate everyone" moment, don't mind...
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imveryfondoftea:
why are bras so expensive like what the fuck I don’t even need a bra SOCIETYYYYYY
photographedblue replied to your post: I just realized I was humming “Summer Lovin’” while holding my cat and rocking him gently in my arms.
Crazy cat lady syndrome
i don’t deny it
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I just realized I was humming "Summer Lovin'"...
gabriella: ...They have those in the math room.
dad: in the meth room?
gabriella: MATH, dad.
dad: I was wondering where those extra funds were coming from.
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Anonymous asked: Slob on my knob white girl.
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action plan:
i’ve decided that i should drink an entire bottle of champagne and then all the answers to these stupid essay questions will just come to me.
yes.
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i asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go to a strip club with me and he laughed and said he didn’t know. i thought it would be a fun field trip.
hollabackson:
jentayro:
oh
shit
son
guess which smooth motherfu-
bicycle
where the fuck
are my cookies
where the fuck
did they go
what the fuck
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Writer’s block all up in this bitch.
oh, all the shit I would talk
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So anyway. I’m off to massachusetts after thinking I could possibly have open crib for 2 nights. Dreams shattered.
I’m planning on finishing supplement questions and reading for lit, but realistically, I know it will be a long unproductive drive. Sometimes I just prefer staring out the window.
What matters is how quickly you do what the soul directs.
– Rumi
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Imma add all these obnoxious quotes to all my supplement questions and Imma seem like a genius and then all the colleges will accept me and I’ll have the horrible problem of choosing between all these amazing schools and I’ll end up being just as overwhelmed as I am now and I’ll still be upset.
Goals, man. Gotta have ‘em.